So over the weekend, Megan Carpentier reworked 50's "Magic Stick" -- not like that, creeper -- to be Anthony Weiner's ballad of virtual balling. As it happens, when she emailed me her track, I was cleaning the apartment while listening to "Dead Wrong" by B.I.G. on repeat. I took Megan's fine work as a challenge, so I switched to the instrumental , hit Reply and started typing.
As you'll see, it strays from the template at times, but in the spirit of authenticity, I shall correct no mistakes.
The weak and the strong... who got it going on... you're dead wrong...
The weak and the strong... who got it going on... you're dead wrong...
Relax and take notes
While I tweet phot's of my exposed scrote
I wrote it'd make you choke, I wrote, I wrote...
Tony Ween for mayor, the text sayer, rant phantasia
Motherfucker, say a prayer:
"Baruch atah Adonai" --
LOL on your Facebook, make your girl sing my hook, uhhh
Sweet like licorice, five girls, five states it's all
unsolicited
But I don't want to Friend ya, I wanna Happy End ya,
on Fox News, or YouTube, to me it's all good
Texting in my office, I show ya who the boss of intercourse is [sorry, Big]
it's foul -- show me your Dyker Heights style
I show you how I get down, from Ed to Countdown,
McLaughlin Group, we bone from now to Talk Soup
With me behind ya, you watching me on the Daily Show like it's a re-mind-er
DMs for days while I blaze and amaze, I used to think Twitter was a phase
But not not more [sic]
It's what's hanging from your jaw [FOUL!]
What I'm doing behind my office door, on my iPhone 4
I keep this chat going 'cause it's our IM
then she licked out my RIM
I'M DEAD WRONG
Only posting because Weiner has decided he'd rather take 18 months off and then win the Apprentice or something.
LOL.COM!
Posted by: NubianEmpress | 06/16/2011 at 07:33 AM