See, you think Mahmoud Abbas is seeking an independent Palestinian state in the West Bank and Gaza because he's, like, submitted a plan for the United Nations to recognize such a state and his last decade's worth of political actions point to that. But that's anti-Jewish naivete. Because the Weekly Standard has cleverly deciphered the truth. Abbas obviously is out to take all of Israel. After all, it's all there, plain as day, in a logo on Abbas' own stationary. Now it can be told.
All us other reporters need to hang our heads in shame. If only we had paid attention to the logo!