Writers caught using the following cloying cliches, in any and all permutations, will be publicly rebuked and awarded demerits:
Letting the freak flag fly. The fuck, Dave Bry. Why do you want to take me out of your essay like that? You were almost writing about hip hop in a manner that didn't sound like a foreign exchange student reciting Shakespeare. And goddamn it, stay engaged enough to complete a thought.
I'm going to violate my own advice and end this post here because I hate the 'LTFFF' cliche that much.